THE SHOVEL OF UNVERIFIED TRUTHS
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THE LEGEND
Forged in the fires of a liquidated 100x leverage trade, this is no ordinary garden tool. It is the Shovel of Absolute Conviction.
It doesn't dig through soil; it digs through logic, reason, and due diligence to find the shiny rocks of "potential gains."
It emits a radioactive glow—the visual manifestation of pure, unfiltered FOMO. Wielded by the legendary "Anon Guru" who has a default avatar and 3 followers.
This shovel promises to unearth the next Bitcoin but usually just digs a deeper hole for your life savings.
It operates on a single mechanism: SOURCE? TRUST ME BRO.
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